Whenever I introduce my wife to a new phrase or concept she invariably starts to use it with me and AGAINST me within 24-48 hours. I feel like I'm creating a beautiful, dangerous monster.
Here's some examples of what she's trying to say and what she actually says after spending 2 years hanging out with me:
- "It's just something that looks good but has no substance" = "Baby it's just like Alex Kurtzman"
- "You have to focus" = "Be like Slack!"
- "That's something we can figure out later" = "Baby that's just implementation details"
Note: I chose the image based on how she laughs when I catch her being this kind of cheeky!