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Rogue One Spoilers

Added on by Chris Saad.

**ROGUE ONE SPOILERS**

A lot of things really bugged me...

- Why was the title card so shit?

- Why did the main bad guy land so f'ing far away from Erso's home and then walk through the dirt giving them plenty of time to escape?

- Why were the star destroyers so white? Aren't they supposed to be grey-ish?

- Why did Erso's wife fuck up their whole getaway plan? As if there was anyway she could beat those death troopers. Stupid.

- Why leave K2SO back on the ship when visiting Jedda? He's clearly a powerful asset.

- Why did Saw Gerrera just sit there waiting to die - I thought he was a bad ass warrior who survived countless engagements?

- Why did they need to go get Galen Erso. They had all the info they needed so they didn't need to talk to him. He had clearly already made the weapon so they didn't need to assassinate him?

- Why is Chirrut Imwe so force sensitive that he can daredevil his way through life but yet he still needs to sit there chanting that mantra like a mad man

- Why did they need to make so much noise on Scaraff instead of just staying stealth

- Why did the rebellion finally decide to get into the fight out of nowhere?

- Why did they need to physically get the drive with the plans on them?

- Why did they need to climb to the top of the tower to the transmit It?

- Why did Jin need to tell the bad guy the entire rebel plan and the fault in the Death Star?

- Why did all the characters have to die within 10 minutes of each other? Seemed forced and rushed. They all got careless or gave up or went out on a big limb without much context about why their sacrifice would even be that valuable

- Why did the star destroyers crashing into the shield gate drop the shield? The gate opens the shield, it doesn't generate it?

- Bad, bad CGI on Tarkin and Leia

- None of the cool scenes in the trailer were in the damn movie - the reshoots clearly resulted in massive changes

Ultimately the movie had lots of great visuals but also more holes and contrivances than Swiss cheese

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